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Old Oct 29, 2008, 01:31 PM // 13:31   #1701
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I could, but I'd rather lick someone elses.

Why do fools fall in love?
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Old Oct 29, 2008, 04:33 PM // 16:33   #1702
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Because only fools have emotions.

Why would you lick someone else's elbow?
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Old Oct 29, 2008, 11:02 PM // 23:02   #1703
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To make you talk, and it works .

Do you wonder what your name is ?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 12:22 AM // 00:22   #1704
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sometimes.

what is my name?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 03:22 AM // 03:22   #1705
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mister potato head............
what did jack and jill really do at the top of that hill?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 04:03 AM // 04:03   #1706
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The did the unspeakable.

Where is the cupboard ?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 04:51 AM // 04:51   #1707
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right there behind the purple dinosaur.

did you steal me lucky charms?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 05:52 AM // 05:52   #1708
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No, my lucky charms were stolen.

-uses yuletide tonic and brings out new mini elf- They're after me lucky charms!

Do you know where I hide my lucky charms?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 06:41 AM // 06:41   #1709
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if i told you, i would have to kill you. (even though you already know).

is a zebra white with black stripes or black with white stripes?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 06:45 AM // 06:45   #1710
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both


why do kids always ask the same question?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 05:50 PM // 17:50   #1711
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Because they don't know what else to do. And to annoy you to suicide.

Why isn't the sky purple? -I bet no one knows the correct answer -
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 07:16 PM // 19:16   #1712
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welll that is a trick question, if we as a society had decided on the name for the color of the sky as purple instead of blue.....also it has to do with refraction of ice and such in the atmosphere .....anything more technical and I will have to dig out my college physics books.....


why would we decide to call the color of the sun yellow? (the japanese think its red--)
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 07:59 PM // 19:59   #1713
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because yellow is such a nice color
when does the monster get home?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 08:15 PM // 20:15   #1714
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Whenever it feels like it

Who eats dirt?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 08:17 PM // 20:17   #1715
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Whenever it feels like it

Who eats dirt?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 08:34 PM // 20:34   #1716
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not me....


anyone going to dress up for halloween?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 09:22 PM // 21:22   #1717
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Only the women who want to be sluts for the day dress up for halloween now.

Who's going to poison kids with poisoned caramel apples?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 10:51 PM // 22:51   #1718
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me! pick me!!!!

what is your favorite halloween costume?
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Old Oct 30, 2008, 11:54 PM // 23:54   #1719
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a glowing condom
/boo ima get you

why is it called halloween?
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Old Oct 31, 2008, 12:06 AM // 00:06   #1720
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it was all hallow evening meaning the evening before the hallowed day (long time ago they had the new year begining on November 1st)....it changed over time to halloween. the night before all saints day (thats what they call it now...and someone moved new years to the end of december---)


do you want lots of candy this year?
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